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During his first public address as part of the “Parliament Prawas Yojana” on Sunday, April 23, the home minister accused the Bharat Rashtra Samithi (BRS) of pleasing the AIMIM through its politics, and asked the crowd, “If the steering is with the AIMIM, can the car go in the right direction?”",The expiry date, also known as the “expiration date,” indicates the last date a manufacturer guarantees a product’s full potency and safety. “After this date, the product should not be used as it may be less effective or potentially harmful. On the other hand, shelf life refers to when a product remains usable, fit for consumption, or saleable while retaining its intended quality under specified storage conditions,” said Dr Pooja Aggarwal, senior consultant, dermatology, Artemis Hospitals.",Sunday was a day of protests for water in Delhi with leaders of both the AAP and the BJP, including all seven of its MP-designates, holding demonstrations in different parts of the Capital, blaming each other for the water crisis.",Bharti Airtel on Wednesday posted a net profit of Rs 854 crore for the third quarter ended December 2020, compared to Rs 1,035 crore loss a year ago, on the back of improved realisations and the strong customer addition.",Every year on November 14, Children’s Day is celebrated all across the country. The day is marked with revelry and festivities, with functions being organised in different schools. Also known as Bal Diwas in India, the inception of the celebrations can be traced back to 1956, when November 20 was celebrated as ‘Universal Children’s Day’ in keeping with the United Nations’ mandate. However, since Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru’s death in 1964, Children’s Day in India is celebrated on November 14 to mark his birth anniversary.",Hollywood star Andrew Garfield says he plans to take a break from acting after continuously working for the past one year. The British star had a busy 2021 as he featured in three films — Spider-Man: No Way Home, Jessica Chastain-fronted The Eyes of Tammy Faye and Lin Manuel Miranda’s Tick, Tick … Boom!.",The bifurcation cost the Congress heavily in Andhra Pradesh. It suffered huge exodus of leaders and the party had not been able to win a single Lok Sabha or Assembly seat in Andhra Pradesh since then.",With Punjab set to vote on June 1, Prem Singh Chandumajra, the Shiromani Akali Dal (SAD) candidate from the Anandpur Sahib Lok Sabha seat, says regional parties will emerge stronger in this election and change the course of the country’s politics. A former MP from Anandpur Sahib, Chandumajra spoke to Jagdeep Singh Deep about his vision for the constituency, SAD’s relevance in national politics and the present political situation in the state. He also revealed that regional parties wanted to form a ‘Mahagathbandhan’ under Parkash Singh Badal’s leadership.",As soon as the look was revealed, fans heaped praise on the actor. “Maddddddd ❤ Love how well you fit into any role. So versatile,” wrote a Twitter user, while another user mentioned that the look is everything “unexpected”.",However, there were a bunch of social media accounts on Twitter that pointed out that the viral photo was edited. One of the fans commented, “Can’t you see properly the pic. It is clearly edited. Watch the floor (between them, leg).” Another fan wrote, “Who’s that editor lol 😃😃 better luck next time!” “Clear cut editing,” read another comment.",Actor Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence case will go to trial August 3, a Manhattan judge said Tuesday, casting him in a real-life courtroom drama as his idled Hollywood career hangs in the balance. Majors’ accuser alleges he pulled her finger, twisted her arm behind her back, struck and cut her ear and pushed her into a vehicle, causing her to fall backwards, during a March confrontation in New York City. The woman was treated at a hospital for minor head and neck injuries, police said.",Police suspect that the accused, Rohit Yadav, committed the crime on the suspicion that the woman, Aarti Yadav, was in a relationship with another person.".